I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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