Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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