there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Randomize
