At least make sure they are 18
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im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
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i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
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Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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