My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
My ass is underappreciated
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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