I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
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Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
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I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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