just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Randomize
