if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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