You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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