If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
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On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
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Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
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