Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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