Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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