it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
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i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
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I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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