So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
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2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
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I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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