I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
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we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
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Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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