Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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