Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
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She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
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It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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