whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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