You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
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