Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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