what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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