Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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