She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
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Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
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Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
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So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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