he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
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i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
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I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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