If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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