She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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