What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
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I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
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I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
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if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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