bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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