is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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