Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
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I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
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sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
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