is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
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He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
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Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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