Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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