how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
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