ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
