The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
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