Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
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Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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