doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Dude I just picked up a married chick while her husband was playing pool.
What do you mean you picked her up? How are you gonna leave the bar?
I didn't. I fucked her in the men's room. Come get me before he finds out.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
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I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
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I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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