....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
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He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
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I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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