You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Randomize
