Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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