Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
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Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
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You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Randomize