well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
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I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
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Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
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I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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