we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
She told me I should be a condom model.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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