PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
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Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
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My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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