She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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