she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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