his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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