omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
where are you?
Hypothermia
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
Randomize
