redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
It's blow job season.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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