Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
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He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
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So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
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