I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
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weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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