Kiss
Puke
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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