i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
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I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
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I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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