Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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