from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
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are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
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Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
And then my night got REAL pukey
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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