i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
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You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
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Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
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