yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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