He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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