I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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