ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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